hello people, im applying for a job.
firstly i will give u a breife description of my self,
DOB: 01/02/1972
sex: male
employed at Unifold australia, i make soundproof operable walls and acordian doors, i manage the alloy section. I have been gaming all my life and have pretty much played 90% of all games on every console, gaming is all i do , some people would say i dont have much of a life but i will never stop gaming even if i loose my arms lol.

At the moment i am widely involved with xbox online, no not xbox live but Kai xlink and xboxconnect, i have learnd alot about game files and how to install new maps/programs and mods, so on and so forth. my education isnt what most people would call normal. i am an moderaton of our clan site http://www.titans-and-gods.com , we are a black arrow clan originally but have started a few different game divisions. I am the leader of H2 division. Anyways i left school early and spent most of my time learning in the library and gaming on the library pc when i wasnt gaming on the intelevision,atari or commodore 64 at home. I am planning on opening a xbox live cafe or something of the sorts when i get in front of my bills and soon. but to be honest i think the buisiness may suffer because i would be gaming too much lol. if your looking to employ a vetran gamer who knows what a glitch is or bad coding and knows what too look for (even the slightest glich i might add) and also i know a good game when i play it, i always give any game a good try to see if it has any qualitys, some games people call crap are not so bad if ya give them a chance. because i know the amount of effort that goes into them and am willing to do the same for the people who create them and so i play em through, alot of games i have played have had bad coding or camera and so on so forth but to be honest some games developers have been releasing latley heve been less entertaning that space invaders(now thats a classic right there), 1 space shootemup i will always love is GYRUSS, i spent 8 hours straight on that once.

fell free to give me a buzz if ur looking for any beta game testers or people for concept ideas because i have seen so many storylines for games and desighn ratios that i am a walking game he he he, but please let me know if your interested, my mbl number is 0400700@@@ and home is 0738002@@@. hope my long letter didnt bore ya too much he he, oh and by the way here is work number in case i dont hear my mbl 073806@@@ , just ask for Jamie and they will put you through to my section.

i also am involved with alot of aussie xbox gamers online also so i can give u even more feedback on games once they hit the market, i had a ps2 and game cube but xbox just stole my heart, i play only a few pc games but loike em all i play most of em right through. well thank u for reading my application oh and i used to work for EB at browns plains Brisbane, i would send u my resume but i screwd my pc hard drive last weekend and have had to reformat. i lost freakin everything and im not a happy chappy lol. if ya want me to let me know and i will peice together a new one but atm i have to crash for work and ita 1am, i have been gaming most the night. ok later people and have a great easter weekend please. game game game he he he ;o))

A reply was made from HR at the game dev house:

Hi Jaime

You did not include a resume with your application for the Quality Assurance position. Successful applicants for Quality Assurance positions will need to be able to communicate well in written as well as verbal language. You will improve your chances of gaining a QA position if you employ correct spelling and grammar when composing further correspondence.

Thankyou and good luck

well well well so all the gamers who work for you must also be nerds like yourself lol.

look i left school when i was 13 and my GRAMMER! is not so great, i thought your company made games for gamers and get games tested by gamers not stuck up people who pick on some casual spelling mistakes of a person who didnt complete school. i dont want to be a programer for u people nor do i care if u only interview people who can spell perfectly, i was offering you and the company you work for my experienced knowledge of games and how they should run and weather they will satisfy the gaming public as for the RESUME you obviopusly didnt even read all of my email, in it i told you My pc hd! (thats HARD DRIVE FOR THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED ) got wiped and i lost alot of important programs and files ie: My f*ckin resume u stupid noob, i was going to spend the time tonight to type one up but obviously its a waste of time since u didnt even read all of my email in wich i told u about my resume problem if u are going to have a stuck up attitude like , whaaa whaaa whaaa ur spelling isnt perfect then i dont think working for people like u are even worth giving my time to for any amount of cash.

if this is the way you address gamers who apply for work then bugger me ur in a shit load of trouble if u think they will work for your company for long with that attitude towards them (most gamers didnt even finish school because they are hardcore gamers, and or they wanted to learn about the things that intrest them not what school say you have to learn, my intelegence level should not be judged by my grammer nor should any body else’s. i could do Quality Assurance better than most and i am very profesional at what i do). this is Australia u stupid chick and you dont address a casual email offering help to you with the shit thats underneath this message, i bet your not even australian and if u are you probably have snobby stuck up parents who spoilt you rotten(i left out periods and commas just to piss you off by the way he he he) so for the most part i will be sure to mention to the gaming community that games made by your company suck(by the way i speak to over 20 different gamers a night and over 150 or more different gamers in a week and i will make the effort and take the time to let them know about #bleep# and there employee’s who dont even do their jobs properly like reading application emails completley) (gee i better not make any more spelling mistakes you might get a tumer or something lol), how about i just tell all the hackers i come accross in the future that u deserve some attention, just my personal opinion by the way not a threat :p, u want gamers to like your products well pull your head in and wake up to yourself, start reading the application emails properly too, im sure your getting paid to do so.

So how about doing your job properly and take some time to think about what u have just done, not that i think you have the smarts to even realise, im not talking GRAMMER smart’s either kid. now the time i was going to use to type a resume has been taken up by this response, if u had read my last email properly your response should of been,

“No worries jamie get ur resume to us as soon as you can and could u please use spellcheck next time just for presentation.

Thank you very much and good luck”

But no no no u decided to take the slackers way out and just look and see if their was an attachment and when u didnt see one u just pasted the same response u have given all day to emails without attached resume’s now thats very unprofesional and u deserve to be demoted just for that.

Oh by the way if you have even read this far, its not your POSITION thats important its Your Disposition!, and unfourtunatly u have made me errr from mine but after today and the weekend with losing over $3000 worth of programs i do not care what you think and for the record i had backups but someone decided to steal them and i didnt get the chance to do them again

Ok well have a lovely easter and drive safe on the roads please, people like you who cant even do their job properly end up killing kids with their cars because they dont concentrate on the road the way they should.

HAPPY EASTER! :o))
from your friendly neighbourhood

PS: i will be visiting your site now just to have some fun he he he and stir the shit out of #bleep# for employing such a slacker, im sure you have a complaints section dont you?